Setting: Late afternoon, the living room. Anonymous Youngest Child and Anonymous Little Sister are in front of the computer comparing the two Jedi of Lucas' latest attempt at a movie.
Anonymous Little Sister: Obi-Wan is better because he basically cuts off Anakins legs, one arm, basically his face, and he set him like, on fire.
Anonymous Youngest Child: Yeah, but Anakin is the one who like, killed Obi-Wan in the first place. (editors note: Youngest Child has only seen Episodes 1&2. But if you go by the release dates, Anakin did kill Obi Wan before Obi Wan maimed him, I guess.)
Anonymous Little Sister: Yeah but that's only because he was like mostly robot. I mean, it wasn't even really him he was so robot.
Anonymous Youngest Child: But he can do the choking thing and kill everyone.
Anonymous Little Sister: Well, I wouldn't like to be choked to death like that.
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